Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 335 points –

I hope that covers everything.

EDIT: forgot Taytay.

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Now make one where Taylor is wearing planes as shoes to get around her house

What happened with Taylor Swift and airplanes? Is this a super bowl thing?

Can you make one where she flies her plane to stop a glacier from melting or save a stranded polar bear or something like that?

Best I could do. Not bad, but also not the level of quality I aim for in a shitpost.

Love that third one. You should post it for those sweet internet points.

Feel free to use if you want. I got enough fake internet points already.

Fine then, I will post it and I won’t give you credit. Then two hours later I will comment from my alt account a link back to your post and call myself out on it, thus stirring the commenters into a frenzy of anger and rage.

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If Taylor gets Mriya back into the air, all is forgiven

What is that ?

The name of the worlds largest aircraft, the Antonov AN-225

Built in Kyiv during the Soviet era, she was built to carry the Soviet space shuttle, Buran, but after the fall of the USSR she was used as a massive air transport.

Her name, Mriya means "dream" or "inspiration". She was a huge source of pride for Ukraine.

She was destroyed by Russian forces on the ground at Antonov airport in Hostomel, northern Ukraine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225_Mriya

Looks like Dee Reynolds dressed up as Taylor Swift

It's an AI generated picture, not a real one. The portrait, that is. The background is real.

Looking at one plane shit out another plane is kinda disturbing. What about the wings? I don't like it :/

Needs Xzibit and the Pimp My Ride OST in the background.

So is this to get to the runaround airplane or the flash one?

If you have billion dollars, you will do same, peasants.