Remember my sex with a condor post yesterday? This is why you don't break a condor's heart.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 662 points –
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I'd be honored to have my deck destroyed by 20 condors

Seriously, nothing on my (hypothetical) deck is as cool as a bunch of massive rare birds hanging out.

when an entire critically endangered species decides to fuck you over instead of fucking eachother

I assume the only reason so many of them would gather in one place and time would be precisely to fuck each other.

Oh Cinda, what did you do to those Condors?

#CondorGangDidNothingWrong

probably built the deck on top of their childhood nest.