A different kind of rock candy.

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She kinda looks like she'd let you snort a line off her ringpiece for a fiver

🎶 Oompa loompa loompity lock, give me a 5 and I'll suck your cock. 🎶

They interviewed her after. She actually seemed like a genuinely nice person.

I don't understand. Are you suggesting that only unpleasant people will allow me to rip a line of charlie off their dangleberries?

where is that image from?

From an event called Willy's Chocolate Experience that was held in Glasgow last week. It was quite the fiasco.

I just learned this! It's apparently from a bootleg scammy "Willy Wonka experience" that was setup in Glasgow (I think). She was the oompa loompa.

Here's the original image BTW because it was a pain in the ass for me to find

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