Lunchables

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One might argue that it is, instead, the Lunchable that is the poor facsimile of a charcuterie.

"Sixty dollars bucks"

In a kids show called Bluey, the dad often refers to currency as dollar-bucks when talking with his kids!

My niece doesn't know it yet, but she's going to see Bluey live this Sunday!

If lunchables had Prosciutto and Brie that weren't made of plastic, is probably get that, too.

There was a fancy charcuterie wine place in town that charged out the ass for their premium meat and cheese spreads.

Until someone found out they got all their ingredients from the Publix across the street.

What is "Out the ass" in this context?

Does Publix not sell premium meat and cheese? The grocery stores in my area do and somebody could definitely get away with that here.

Much of making a good charcuterie is individually separating things on the board. We are paying for a combination of the time it took to assemble plus the time we will be continuing to eat it and for them to clean up.

Tbf, lunchables aren't cheap af because they're not "adult meals". Well, in a way they are, but that just stems from the ingredients being garbage. If you make it with real food, of course it'll be more expensive.

Big fucking smile from me. First post of the day to induce one. Cheers, thanks!

As a spaniard, that jamón is offending me.