Maybe the pornhub ban was all a ploy to hide Cruz's porn interests
Twitter ain't banned though. That's where Cruz looks at porn.
Do I have to watch the first 23 "Friendly Neighborhood MILF" to understand the plot of "Friendly Neighborhood MILF 24"?
14-20 are set in an alternate universe so they're technically not part of the canon but there are references and callbacks.
But I don't recommend "Friendly Neighbirhood MILF 25" or onwards, as they not only decided there shoud be dimension travel to make everything canon in the series alongside with the "Plumber's Luck", "Ebony Waters", "Hunk Hank", "The Fister", etc series, but also are now garbage, alongside with all the other series by the same company. The Marvelization of the porn industry is a blight we must stop!
Yes. Thatβll be $152, please.
Capitalism I can cheer for
That's their 34th highest-rented title. Would you like to reserve a copy?
Rent? What is this? 1998? I'll just buy it on videocassette instead.
Rent?
Yes, rent! Welcome to 202X, where everything is a subscription!
Rent?
Yes, rent! Welcome to 2XXX, where everything is a subscription!
Nah I'm not into that real sadistic shit.
No thanks, I was just asking for a friend. But do you have anything similar?
Nailin' Palin if you're into classic conspiracists.
Ok, I think my friend might be interested
Ingenuity incarnate, generously filling the void.
The way Texas operates, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if some legislator's cousin owned a chain of otherwise failing adult video stores
"I'd like the whole pornhub library in DVD format please"
"Alright, that'll be five billion dollars with the 3 for $19 deal, the receipt will be delivered to your home address, will take years to print and cost another couple of hundreds of million just for the paper, we'll set up infrastructure to transport it free or charge. Do you want to take it all with you now or place an order for 5 truckfuls of DVDs a day for the rest of your life?"
Maybe the pornhub ban was all a ploy to hide Cruz's porn interests
Twitter ain't banned though. That's where Cruz looks at porn.
Do I have to watch the first 23 "Friendly Neighborhood MILF" to understand the plot of "Friendly Neighborhood MILF 24"?
14-20 are set in an alternate universe so they're technically not part of the canon but there are references and callbacks.
But I don't recommend "Friendly Neighbirhood MILF 25" or onwards, as they not only decided there shoud be dimension travel to make everything canon in the series alongside with the "Plumber's Luck", "Ebony Waters", "Hunk Hank", "The Fister", etc series, but also are now garbage, alongside with all the other series by the same company. The Marvelization of the porn industry is a blight we must stop!
Yes. Thatβll be $152, please.
Capitalism I can cheer for
That's their 34th highest-rented title. Would you like to reserve a copy?
Rent? What is this? 1998? I'll just buy it on videocassette instead.
Yes, rent! Welcome to 202X, where everything is a subscription!
Nah I'm not into that real sadistic shit.
No thanks, I was just asking for a friend. But do you have anything similar?
Nailin' Palin if you're into classic conspiracists.
Ok, I think my friend might be interested
Ingenuity incarnate, generously filling the void.
The way Texas operates, it wouldn't surprise me one bit if some legislator's cousin owned a chain of otherwise failing adult video stores
"I'd like the whole pornhub library in DVD format please"
"Alright, that'll be five billion dollars with the 3 for $19 deal, the receipt will be delivered to your home address, will take years to print and cost another couple of hundreds of million just for the paper, we'll set up infrastructure to transport it free or charge. Do you want to take it all with you now or place an order for 5 truckfuls of DVDs a day for the rest of your life?"