Netanyahu to have hernia surgery under full anesthesia, deputy PM to temporarily step in
cnn.com
People die during surgery all the time. I'm just saying in case certain Israeli surgeons might be reading this...
People die during surgery all the time. I'm just saying in case certain Israeli surgeons might be reading this...
I’m hoping for the best. Which is decidedly not what Netanyahu would be happy about.
I don't think he'd be sad either. Or angry. Or indifferent. Or alive.
The last one, please.
Imagine you're such a fucking homicidal assclown, even your own guts are trying to break free and escape from you.
Number one!
It's very sad, older folk sometimes just don't wake up from full anesthesia.
It would just be awful if something happened to dear Bibi while he was under, wouldn't it? Just awful.
continues stuffing mouth full of chips yeahm jusmt the worrrrst wonbnt it? Be a reaaaaaaaaaaaaal shame.
Reports: Bibi missing after hernia surgery
Surgeons: the hernia was quite large, so we had to remove the whole asshole
Can you remove a whole something from itself?
Dragon Ball calls that "Hakai".
"full anesthesia for me, not for thee" -Netanyahu to Palestinians
That must be it! He's just trying to fix thousands of hernia problems at once! He's just very bad at it.
Whatever the opposite of surgical strike AND precision surgery is.
Anesthesia? You mean going to a hospital? Is Bibi a Hamas leader? Will IDF bomb and assault the hospital?
I sure hope nothing goes horribly or fatally wrong with that surgery.
Got the hernia from carrying that huge load of lies around
C’mon surgeon, you know what needs to be done
Someone should start making the funeral arrangements. People are going to demand a grave to piss on.
can he just, like, order a ceasefire and complete withdrawal?
Can? Probably. Will? Doubtful. He wants to turn Palestine into a parking lot.
Weekend at Bernie's him
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