Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wetthebug0304@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 47 points – 12 months ago14Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldreally? Are you counting saliva?I think OP is including deathreally? is he counting soil wetness?I think OP is including Earth's eventual destructionReally? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 livesAfter my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for themOhh, I call dibs!If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them. The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.Not if die by having a rock tied to my leg and thrown overboard!Not if I visit the wrecks of the Titan[+ic] in a paper mache submersible. Good luck finding them though.
really? Are you counting saliva?I think OP is including deathreally? is he counting soil wetness?I think OP is including Earth's eventual destructionReally? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 livesAfter my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for themOhh, I call dibs!If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them. The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.
I think OP is including deathreally? is he counting soil wetness?I think OP is including Earth's eventual destructionReally? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 livesAfter my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for themOhh, I call dibs!If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them. The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.
really? is he counting soil wetness?I think OP is including Earth's eventual destructionReally? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives
I think OP is including Earth's eventual destructionReally? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives
Really? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives
After my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for themOhh, I call dibs!If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?
OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them. The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.
Not if I visit the wrecks of the Titan[+ic] in a paper mache submersible. Good luck finding them though.
really? Are you counting saliva?
I think OP is including death
really? is he counting soil wetness?
I think OP is including Earth's eventual destruction
Really? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?
I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives
After my death they're no longer my teeth, I have no further use for them
Ohh, I call dibs!
If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?
OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them.
The only way I'll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.
Not if die by having a rock tied to my leg and thrown overboard!
Not if I visit the wrecks of the Titan[+ic] in a paper mache submersible. Good luck finding them though.