lactose intole-rule

jackiemeaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 516 points –
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Damn, I knew the moon was just a slice of cheese, but I didn't know that neutron stars were a dairy product, as well. The universe really hates lactose intolerant people.

Lactose fuels the universe.

It’s where the ‘lactic’ part of galactic comes from.

I'm galactose intolerant and I just eated 10 million stars and 10 quadrillion tons of space dust (my tummy hurts 🤧)

Omg are you Sagittarius A* ?! Such an honor to meet you here!

I'll be fine, I took a lactase tablet twenty minutes ago.

maybe they should’ve been a little more tolerant if they didn’t want to engulfed by a giant ball of plasma

a dying neutron star

A Black Dwarf is a thing, but not yet.

Edit: nope, White Dwarfs have a different evolution path.

Btw, what hapens with a pulsar after he's done pulsing?

Can neutron stars die?

If cooling down counts as dying. They don't produce heat or have much activity at all

They're still neutron stars though. As far as we know the only ways for a neutron star to stop being a neutron star is for enough stuff to fall into them that they collapse into a black hole, two merge to become a black hole, or if they get eaten by a black hole. Otherwise neutron stars are just about the most stable things in the universe.

Interestingly enough, the inner Layers of a neutron star are commonly modeled to have a temperature of 0K, since the extreme density prevents thermal movements

I don't think I get it

Original joke was something specific to lactose intolerance, like milk or yogurt. This anti-joke just replaces it with something that would destroy them like that regardless of their lactose bigotry.

My guess is that it's an anti-joke. A dying neutron star will destroy anyone no matter what you can or can't digest.