flavored rice 😋

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 306 points – 12 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

Well, its much better than cockroaches

But what about crackling cockroaches?

Do they taste like fried rice, but without the calories or expensive spices?

Impressive. It's rare that posts will actually make me throw up in my mouth a little. Congrats.

You don't like lizard fried rice?

Here I go again, pooping the party!

There's literally a whole metallic pan between the heat source and the rice. Unless lizard flavor can go through metal, this makes no sense.

Call me anytime you need some poop on a party. Bye.

It's my party, and I'll poop if I want to.

You would poop too, if it happened to you.

Legit felt sick reading this lol nice 😉

I am too hungover to see shit like this

I feel like I should be grossed out but I don’t know why the lizard jerky kind of looks alright

after a certain point it's just lizard shaped protein

Hey. Could you make this as NSFW please? Thanks in advance

You said delicious …. Will you ever cook rice without missing the taste of fried lizard again ?

Don't just give out your secret recipes like that!

Thought I had found an /r/wtf alternative

Just crossposted it to there, we need to get /c/wtf going.

How do I hide posts on Lemmy, I never want to see this again

So you tell me... a lizard fried this rice?

Bear Grylls's origin story

I bet they cleaned it out, and the rice was just....not the same. Just...lacking, you know what I'm saying?

"Babe, we need to buy a lizard trap now."

How did they taste? Hopefully they were still crunchy