I wish to give this many fucks

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Angelo, the house is on fire! No mother it's just the northern lights

Little known fact, Angelo was the real life inspiration for the "This is fine" dog.

I definitely read "is it a bad fire, my good man?" In the voice of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy

Ending sentences with "my good man" is very nice my friend.

I like that the fireman was so polite and whisper, so to not disturb him during his relax time

Something similar happened to me as well. Though I didn't sit in the bathtub but was playing on my PC and didn't hear anyone knocking because of the headphones. No fireman entered my apartment but I decided to take a look what smelled so funny and why there are so many blinking lights.

That must have been scary! Glad you're ok!

tbh I was more like "Welp.. need to wait outside then, I guess."

It was just a small fire because some dickhead burned a backpack on the basement for whatever reason. Not much smoke or anything.

Today it's more like a funny story you tell friends or when dating. One might even say I played through the fire and flames. Ü

This sounds like the intro to a porno.

January 27, 1936 was a Monday

That's likely the date the article was written, not the date it happened.

Oh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.