Whom?

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 506 points –
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Whomst’dnt’ve peruse my profile

Whom doth endeavor to make contact with my esteemed persona provokes a contemplation profound in nature, elucidating their motives and intentions.

What about saying thou, adding "th" to the end of words, and being on Shakespearean whimsy?