Petal Pusher Showdown: Are You a Friend or a Foe-liage?

merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 508 points –
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Frolicking? With THESE knees?

Best I can do is a seated general appreciation.

Frolicking in fields? Better check yourself for ticks.

Yeah, I got myself some Borrelia in 2022 thanks to a picnic in a meadow. Luckily the antibiotics killed those pretty fast.

That looks like a field that's dedicated for pollinators. Are you a pollinator?

With legs as hairy as mine I am a card holding member of the pollinators party.

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Wanted to come here and point out the third option: suffer from pollen allergies and just die when you get beat that field. Then I saw all the comments about people not frolicking, so I'll take my histamin blockers and jump with you in that field :)

I'm frolicking with you for about 5 minutes until the millions of flies start to get annoying

I will fight in the shade! (Of the beautiful Oak Tree atop the hill)

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

Now you've reminded me of the scenes of Anakin and Padme frolicking on Naboo in AotC. Some of the worst dialogue in the entire prequels...

But what if you really don't care if a number is positive or negative and just want to know how far from zero it is?

We should all be (fro)licking more.

Im standing at the edge of the forest watching the battle