Business Cat

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.world – 822 points –
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No need to read the full article. Clipped ear shows it got neutered, so now it has more time to focus on business things.

Wow TIL they clip the ear of cats to easily tell which ones have been spayed or neutered.

Only if they are part of a Trap-Neuter-Release (TNR) program for ferals. If you just take your pet in for the procedure they don't do that. They might give them a small tattoo on their belly if it's a girl, so if they are lost track of and have new humans they are sure no one will open them up to try and do it again.

Sorry but I'm not taking any kind of advice from an Orange Boi, financial or otherwise unless I've got some way to know if they were in possession of the braincell when giving the advice.

step 1: be cute and fuzzy

step 2: don't not be cute and fuzzy

step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

step 4: take everything. it's yours.

Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more

Pretty accurate representation of the average finfluencer.