‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

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‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers
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Pens holding specially trained dolphins that protect the Black Sea naval fleet are also likely to have been lost

I'm sorry what

US Navy trains dolphins too. They act like guard dogs for our naval bases.

Dolphins are apparently better at detecting smaller things that are difficult to pick up with sonar like divers, so they are utilized as early warning systems.

There is now a pod of highly trained ex-military dolphins in the black sea with nothing to lose.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help…. and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The Ay-iiiiiii-e-eeeee-Team.

This movie. Has to be made. 😱 And done so unapologetically that it's space gold on a canned sardine budget. Also, there must be a "flip 'er the bird" joke, built up to over the first two acts.

to hear the theme song sung by squeaks omg please make this happen