GOP senator says Biden ‘may not be’ impeachable since he wasn’t in office during accused actions

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GOP senator says Biden ‘may not be’ impeachable since he wasn’t in office during  accused actions
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Wait, what accused action? I thought they didn't even have an accused action.

Being the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

It was JFK himself with a time machine. Read all about it in my latest book, "The truth came out when I went off my meds"

They cover this in an episode of the historical show, Red Dwarf.

Nah, i've seen that doco. He had to go back and kill himself because he got caught up in a mafia scandal and ended up getting jailed, as well as other actions that ended with the earth falling to nuclear war. He was shot at but because of complications the shot didn't kill him, so he had to go back and finish the job for the betterment of humanity.

Finally! The mystery solved! Who was in the Book Depository? Who was behind the Grassy Knoll? The answer is: John F. Kennedy.

His crime is that big fat D next to his name. Unforgivable!

Not only that, but he beat Trump in 2020. Beating Orange Jesus is heresy and the most illegal thing anyone could ever do!

I thought that was Lewinsky's accused action!

Oh, wait, different big fat D.

Got some checks for loans that are maybe hinky. Maybe. And even then, it's the sort of thing where literally everyone in Washington is equally guilty.

The inquiry is because his son had a job, and they are generally suspicious because of that. And he said hi to his son on the phone once. There's literally no accusation, they're trying to find something to accuse him of.

Literally the guy running the impeachment inquiry. Similar checks were revealed to have been written by and to Comer after he said that the checks proved Joe Biden did illegal things.

But for some reason Comer thinks his checks are fine but Biden's are criminal.