Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.
Then you shouldn't have had it circumcised
And leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!
Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go
Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester
I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.
I think the intent is to leave the ice cube tray at room temp
Ah, boring.
I mean, you do you. If you're into that sort of thing a cold water enema would probably do the same thing better though
Well now I'm just not sure that's true, and it certainly depends on what you're going for. It stands to reason that cold water in an enema has a lot more surface area and will thus dissipate heat much more quickly than a very cold cube of coconut oil, especially if it's cold in the center.
Plus an enema won't provide lubrication, if that's what is desired.
I just meant from a "I like the sensation of putting cold stuff inside me" standpoint
It freezes at room temp so you can wait for it to freeze out on the counter, or if you're in a hurry use the fridge for extra speed but not freezing temps. Don't need to keep it in the fridge tho
Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.
So you made coconut-oil ice cubes for sexlube and then never used them? Did I stumble into /r/deadbedrooms?
I just assumed they popped one in their mouth and applied it orally as needed instead.
That is close to the correct answer. I used my tongue, then my hands with the oil.
Nah, you put it in your butt lol
No need for lube shooters, easy way to get a bunch of lube in there easy. Overkill for regular anal but if you're using large/deep toys it's very nice
I meant the person who said they did everything except put it in their butt.
Though now the thought just occurred to me that you can do this with those novelty ice cube trays as well. Bullet shaped ones for easy insertion, skull shaped ones for Halloween, whatever floats your boat.
Wait, if you don't put the cubes in your butt then how are you using them lol
I've had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here
Ok but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.
Coconut oil is fine with platinum cure silicone toys. Silicone based lubes will fuck em up though
Mhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don't ask what is up with the ice cube tray.
Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.
Then you shouldn't have had it circumcised
And leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!
Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go
Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester
I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.
I think the intent is to leave the ice cube tray at room temp
Ah, boring.
I mean, you do you. If you're into that sort of thing a cold water enema would probably do the same thing better though
Well now I'm just not sure that's true, and it certainly depends on what you're going for. It stands to reason that cold water in an enema has a lot more surface area and will thus dissipate heat much more quickly than a very cold cube of coconut oil, especially if it's cold in the center.
Plus an enema won't provide lubrication, if that's what is desired.
I just meant from a "I like the sensation of putting cold stuff inside me" standpoint
It freezes at room temp so you can wait for it to freeze out on the counter, or if you're in a hurry use the fridge for extra speed but not freezing temps. Don't need to keep it in the fridge tho
Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.
So you made coconut-oil ice cubes for sexlube and then never used them? Did I stumble into /r/deadbedrooms?
I just assumed they popped one in their mouth and applied it orally as needed instead.
That is close to the correct answer. I used my tongue, then my hands with the oil.
Nah, you put it in your butt lol
No need for lube shooters, easy way to get a bunch of lube in there easy. Overkill for regular anal but if you're using large/deep toys it's very nice
I meant the person who said they did everything except put it in their butt.
Though now the thought just occurred to me that you can do this with those novelty ice cube trays as well. Bullet shaped ones for easy insertion, skull shaped ones for Halloween, whatever floats your boat.
Wait, if you don't put the cubes in your butt then how are you using them lol
I've had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here
Ok but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.
Coconut oil is fine with platinum cure silicone toys. Silicone based lubes will fuck em up though
Mhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don't ask what is up with the ice cube tray.
If you like your lube fizzy I'm not gonna judge
Just go slow and use pre