Uber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus route
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Those Silicon Valley geniuses have done it again!
Next week- "it's like the subway, but with AI!"
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Those Silicon Valley geniuses have done it again!
Next week- "it's like the subway, but with AI!"
Just waiting for them to reinvent light rail
How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
Yeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
Just use uber sprint
Which costs extra, of course
Uber Feet XL
You joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
Uber Rickshaw
Because only poors should walk
They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
And now we're inventing the shittiest "rail line" between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
Never heard of Hyperloop eh?
They'll market it as moving at light speed too.
****heads.