Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands

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Trump's Closing Pitch to Voters: I Will Let You Die If You Don't Bow to My Demands
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Meh, I'm not afraid of him. He won't win anyway. :)

Everyone—including yourself—knows that no one can possibly know whether he will win, so why say it? Do you have a time machine, or do you just spend your days & nights trolling on Lemmy?

Dude, what the fuck are you going on about? Of course it's a fucking prediction.

Did you somehow think that I feel I have the power of seeing the future?

You know how, during a football game someone places a bet and says, "Man, the Vikings are gonna win. I know it!" Do you honestly think that THEY honestly think they are seeing the future? That they have a supernatural power?!

The fuck, dude? What?! lololol

Now having said all that, and you've calmed your shit down, let me say it again: Trump's gonna lose by a landslide.

See how that works? Thanks, friend! :)

Right, so days & nights trolling then. Got it 👍

Nah brah, they're only spending a third as much time on this as a job. So there!

https://lemmy.world/comment/13003938

Can I get a quick rundown on UniversalMonk? What the hell did he do? Looking at his profile he does seem suspect, but aside from that, did he do something that really exposed him or something?

Wrong. I'm not trolling. Thank you! :)

"I'm not trolling because the mods leave my comments up. Please contact them. Thank you!"

Trump will win. Vote like it

He won't. And I've already voted. Thanks! :)

Didn't you say that you couldn't vote for who you wanted to vote for a while back? All while wringing your hands about Democrat censorship because your party couldn't be assed to properly register and fulfill the requirements for appearing on the ballot?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

So, if you couldn't vote for your third party candidate, who did you vote for?

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I've been keeping up somewhat with German news and what's happening in Europe doesn't really paint a great picture. Seems like we're basically in the same boat here in the US...

Meh, just a bunch of doomscrolling. Here's the thing. They release polls and stuff, but the people most likely not to vote for Trump don't really do polls.

Harris will win by a landslide. Trump will call it a fraud.

Lemmy will immediately send me comments like "Why are you still here, troll? You failed! Now go disappear" (Even tho I've always said Trump would lose.)

Trump will ask for recounts. Threaten to sue the planet Earth.

Lemmy will keep wondering why I'm still here. I'll post news about Trump and Third Parties talking about how much Harris sucks, and Lemmy will continue saying I'm a russian troll trying to to destroy the US and get Trumpers to take over the US.

And while all that drama is going on, everything will be fine. Harris will be sworn in.

And in 3 months people will go back to bitching about how rent is still too damn high.

And people here will still be bitching about why I'm still on Lemmy and ask me if Putin is mad at me and knocking on my Moscow apartment door. :)

So relax, friend. The world ain't gonna end. I promise.

Have you tried ... not peddling russian propaganda?

Might make people not label you as a russian troll.

Just a thought of course.

Thought he was paid for sure but he might actually be this stupid. Incredible

I just post news articles, friend. I don't write them. If you feel they are propaganda, be sure to write the news orgs that produce them. Thank you! :)

Poor baby. No one cares, and no one wants you here.

So relax, friend. The world ain’t gonna end. I promise.

Humanity might, though. or at least, society as we know it. But it's okay. you're helping the fascists, I'm sure they can find a place for you...

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