Abandon all rulelelgenio@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 536 points – 2 weeks agoAlt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned "al Dante"20Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldDante, you say? TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo! YEAGHel exterminador de demonios1 more...Al dentes infernoAbandon all hope ye who rule hereWait, it's all burnt macaroni? Always has been.Those are penne, though, not macaroni..Pennies don't burn like that though...?They do once I'm done with them! ...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷HIGH SPEED, NO LUBEThat's a darn tasty lookin' Pasta Carbonara.The red means it's not cooked all the way. Better be safe...Al DeadWould still eat. Pasta is pasta.This guy constipatesThat’s nobody’s business but the turds.Just have a glass of water with it, k?I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now...Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories
Wait, it's all burnt macaroni? Always has been.Those are penne, though, not macaroni..Pennies don't burn like that though...?They do once I'm done with them! ...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
Those are penne, though, not macaroni..Pennies don't burn like that though...?They do once I'm done with them! ...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
Pennies don't burn like that though...?They do once I'm done with them! ...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.This guy constipatesThat’s nobody’s business but the turds.Just have a glass of water with it, k?
Dante, you say?
TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
YEAGH
el exterminador de demonios
Al dentes inferno
Abandon all hope ye who rule here
Wait, it's all burnt macaroni?
Always has been.
Those are penne, though, not macaroni..
Pennies don't burn like that though...?
They do once I'm done with them!
...no, I don't know what that means either 🤷
HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
That's a darn tasty lookin' Pasta Carbonara.
The red means it's not cooked all the way. Better be safe...
Al Dead
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
This guy constipates
That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Just have a glass of water with it, k?
I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now...
Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.
Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories