Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARSSeramisV@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 414 points – 3 months agoYeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh? 2 Kings 2:23-2525Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldShould be a 16/16No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.depends on who theyre fucking"Inside you are eight bears."They're all fucking.Probably some random women lost in the woods.Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like UroDon't make this another Tarmogoyf threadholY shiti just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtfThis movie has some good momentsAnd 7 bears fuckingtwo trucks 2 Kings 2:23-25 Origin of maldingElisha casts Bears. It's super effective!The flavor text teally sells this meme.Another nice card for my collectionWhy does it only cost 2 mana.Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.As a Druid, I can’t even complainStill better than the guy
Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.depends on who theyre fucking"Inside you are eight bears."They're all fucking.Probably some random women lost in the woods.
depends on who theyre fucking"Inside you are eight bears."They're all fucking.Probably some random women lost in the woods.
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like UroDon't make this another Tarmogoyf thread
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtfThis movie has some good moments
was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
Should be a 16/16
No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.
depends on who theyre fucking
"Inside you are eight bears."
They're all fucking.
Probably some random women lost in the woods.
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
Don't make this another Tarmogoyf thread
holY shit
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
This movie has some good moments
And 7 bears fucking
two trucks
Origin of malding
Elisha casts Bears. It's super effective!
The flavor text teally sells this meme.
Another nice card for my collection
Why does it only cost 2 mana.
Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
As a Druid, I can’t even complain
Still better than the guy