Did you lock your front door when you left home today?

stoy@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 48 points –

Do you remember locking the door and checking it this morning?

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I check if other people have locked their doors as a profession. I'm a lazy cat burglar by trade, AMA

We pretty much never lock the house. Unless we're inside sleeping then my wife will lock the door for some reason. And then she only locks the front door. Not the back or side.

Can you post your address please

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

Promise you won’t rob me? Pinky swear?

Is that the one with the weird shaped room at the back?

P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia

Yeah did you unplug the hairdryer?

Good!

I don't have a hairdryer. With 6mm hair that is not needed

It's better to check again. Maybe in fact you forgot you have one at home!

I’m paranoid and check the locks at least 2 times by jiggling the doorknobs before leaving. I also look back at the garage door as I drive away to make sure it doesn’t open again (for whatever reason) until it’s out of my sight.

Glad to hear that, you take care!

I rarely touch the regular doors, I go out through the garage.

But did you lock the garage?

I just use the garage door opener, so sorta.

Primary residence, the door is never locked. Even when travelling out of the country, it's open. In a city of 3m+ people.

Other houses in less desirable countries have automatic locks. When the door closes, it locks. Garage door and front doors on internet control to open and verify status.

I have not used a physical key or worried about door locks for almost 20 years now.

It'll be fine, I trained Jaws to return home after eating.