Wholesome Godzilla

MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 559 points –
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Watched Godzilla minus one, Godzilla only cares about you in the ways of being a tasty snack

I listened to a preacher preach about how our lives wouldn't have any meaning if a divine being doesn't exist that has a plan for all of us.

I believe Godzilla is that divine being, and his plan for us all is to be his snacks!

Praise the great lizard! 🙏🙌

Wouldn't that mean that poor god's existence has no meaning, since there's no even more divine being that has a plan for him?

No no, god gets their meaning from super-god, and super-god gets their meaning from super-duper god, etc

It's gods all the way down

And on the bottom, holding everything up, is Godzilla (praise be)

But I care about my partner and I call her a tasty snack...

My life would make baby Godzilla cry.