Vance Is Fixin’ to Follow Harris All Over the Place

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Vance Is Fixin’ to Follow Harris All Over the Place
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Going around, sniffing the couches she's sat on.

He’s following Harris around because Trump is literally too old and tired to do Harris’ level of campaigning. And in a few hours Harris will have a VP also running around. Best of luck JD. Harris has been flying to several states a day.

JD she is not a voluptuous couch that you dream of

jd's actually going up to wisconsin to visit ashley in arcadia. EAU just happens to be the airport he's flying into to get there.

B-B-But she's made with black indian leather!
A-A-And the p-p-pussy cat fragrance of dolphins.
Wearing rubber....gloves.

This part is amazing:

Vance needled Harris on Monday for not being more accessible to reporters herself.

“This moment could set off a real economic calamity around the globe,” he wrote on X. “It requires steady leadership—the kind President Trump delivered for four years. Kamala Harris is too afraid to answer media questions and cannot lead us in these troubled times.”

Things are dire! We need leadership! Why isn't the vice president giving press conferences?

That JD Vance fucker is really cringe and weird.

Bro her heritage is intersectional. It doesn't mean what you think it means!

The couch fucker is also a stalker?

Ohio man follows woman across country as she interviews for a promotion; believes octogenarian more capable despite him being let go from same position 4 years prior

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