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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 633 points –
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It's simply a warning to crocodiles that there's no lifeguard on duty.

This sign was clearly put up by the crocodiles.

Crocodiles do not swim. Here?

Works on contingency? No, money down!

DON'T DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

On a related note, we have "no swimming, alligators hang here" signs in NW Florida. Don't care, not worried. OTOH, "CROCS you say?!" One of these things is not like the other.

Yeah, one sees you later and the other sees you after a while.

Totally different.

"no swimming alligators hang here"

So all the alligators are hanging out on land

Look, there's this guy who's been a pain in the ass on this beach. He leaves a bunch of crap everywhere, we have to clean up after him. Tom thought this might solve the problem.