43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

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43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows
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May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

Isn't this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn't. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

I'd be in trouble because I'd be setting up an Anne Frank attic refuge... for monkeys!