Ready for Hot Gronk SummerThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 340 points – 1 years ago14Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldMore like "-20459 will be my year"It's incredible they knew how long it'd be until Jesus was born that far in advanceThey just looked at a calendarBut not the maya one, it's all wonkyRight. Didn't know cavemen lived around Jesus' time.You don't understand, he means his 7th year of life will be his year.Midlife crisisAnd “Hot Gronk Summer” this late into Ug-gust?At the height of the Roman Empire? Is this a Roman era Encino man reboot?The Romans were into some weird cosplay. Don't judge.Ah yes, my favorite caveman: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus!Are we talking about Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Younger?No, his son, Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Youngerer.Man I thought whisper was dead
More like "-20459 will be my year"It's incredible they knew how long it'd be until Jesus was born that far in advanceThey just looked at a calendarBut not the maya one, it's all wonkyRight. Didn't know cavemen lived around Jesus' time.You don't understand, he means his 7th year of life will be his year.Midlife crisisAnd “Hot Gronk Summer” this late into Ug-gust?
It's incredible they knew how long it'd be until Jesus was born that far in advanceThey just looked at a calendarBut not the maya one, it's all wonky
Right. Didn't know cavemen lived around Jesus' time.You don't understand, he means his 7th year of life will be his year.Midlife crisis
At the height of the Roman Empire? Is this a Roman era Encino man reboot?The Romans were into some weird cosplay. Don't judge.
Are we talking about Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Younger?No, his son, Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Youngerer.
More like "-20459 will be my year"
It's incredible they knew how long it'd be until Jesus was born that far in advance
They just looked at a calendar
But not the maya one, it's all wonky
Right. Didn't know cavemen lived around Jesus' time.
You don't understand, he means his 7th year of life will be his year.
Midlife crisis
And “Hot Gronk Summer” this late into Ug-gust?
At the height of the Roman Empire? Is this a Roman era Encino man reboot?
The Romans were into some weird cosplay. Don't judge.
Ah yes, my favorite caveman: Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus!
Are we talking about Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Younger?
No, his son, Gaius Publius Gronkculus Parthicus Maximus the Youngerer.
Man I thought whisper was dead