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kopper [they/them]@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 308 points –

Transcription:

3 traffic lights: A green one labelled "go", a yellow one labelled "yield" and a red one labelled "stop"
"but on bananas it's just the opposite"
3 bananas: A green one labelled "hold on", a yellow one labelled "go ahead", and a red one labelled "what"

(fun fact this is the first image i posted on reddit's 196, also the first image i posted to lemmy's 196 except that one ended up being the wrong one)

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Wasn't this a Mitch Hedburg joke?

Yes, yes it was.

Fuck, maybe I watch too much Dr. Katz. Nah, no such thing, I need my Jon Benjamin fix.

"Somebody once said to me 'This is a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger! 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"

RIP Mitch

He was with us for such a short time, but what he produced in that time was legendary.

Fun fact:

Red bananas are actually real.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_banana

They are also softer and sweeter than the yellow Cavendish varieties, some with a slight raspberry flavor

Excuse me how are these not in every grocery store, that sounds amazing.

Personally, I like bananas when they're still a little green. Once the last of the green is gone, I don't really enjoy the flavor anymore.

..but they just get sweeter man! I’m sorry but I think I may have to expose your true identity as satan :/

That's the problem, they get too sweet, I like my bananas to have that tinge of sourness.

I do hate it when my banana turns red

(also great transcription)

(also great transcription)

thanks! went through all my old posts and transcribed them to the best of my ability. it's better 2 months late than never