Gambling Rule

Another Catgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 405 points –
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Isn't this what literally every billionaire is doing all day every day?

Nah, the billionaires have better luck than this. And higher value prizes.

Wrong, same luck, they pay people to pull the levers all day. Lots of collateral, but they got that cool prize!

Some of us may die, but that is a sacrifice they are willing to make.

So much responsibility... that's why they earn so much. Totally fair.

Oh boy I hope it’s raiden shogun

You can never have too many Qiqis.

I would die on this hill, but she won't let me. (Green "+5654" appears to my side)

How much time does pulling the lever take, and how much time do I have until the train rolls by?

10 seconds.

Until the end of the month when your crimes catch up to you via a debt bill.

I'll take my chances with the mystery 4 star price helping me out with that

If you drop enough bodies onto the tracks the trolley’s momentum surely won’t be enough to kill them all, and you’ll get quite a few prizes

Even better: You get prizes for the families of the deceased.

I know I killed your dad, but here’s a brand new <thing>! Woow!