"I'm constantly haunting myself" is one description of ADHD
Ability to Disregard Haunting Developments
The ghost will eventually need some therapy
Maybe we can go together
heard a door creaking last night & thought, "not my problem" lol
I'll deal with that later
Heck in this market I’d fight the entire poltergeist house with a smile on my face. “Oh you like being spooky?! The power of AK-47 compels you!”
I make that motherfucker pay rent.
Reminds me of an old Pete Holmes sketch about how it's impossible to know if you're being haunted in New York.
Sounds of rattling
"There goes old man Rosenthal, out for one of his kinky midnight chain walks!"
Bunch of shit flies off the walls
"Oh! Puerto Rico won again."
Add: Cats.
Ghost downstairs frantically trying to get my attention: ruckus
Me Yelling authoritatively: What're y'all fucking with down there, better not make me get the squirt gun!
Lol, accurate. But that's so me. Anyone else found their phone in the freezer?
I do not have ADHD (well I don't think so...) but I admit I have left it inside the fridge once.
Not for long tough as I am addicted to the phone so I quickly notice it missing.
Oh, I noticed about 20 minutes later, couldn't find it though. Or use find my phone cause it had turned off from the cold. One of my friends ended up coming over to help me look after I couldn't find it for over an hour.
Multiple times, yes.
I'll do you one better, ever steep your cellphone in a nice hot cup of tea for about an hour?
This is why a waterproof phone is a must for me.
I've never done that, though I do also get waterproof phones cause life just happens.
I've gotten so used to not trusting my brain for remembering things i just say "i think" in every statement i make no matter how certain i am of it.
I swear, i could be testifying in a court of law and i'd still be like:
"I'm constantly haunting myself" is one description of ADHD
Ability to Disregard Haunting Developments
The ghost will eventually need some therapy
Maybe we can go together
heard a door creaking last night & thought, "not my problem" lol
I'll deal with that later
Heck in this market I’d fight the entire poltergeist house with a smile on my face. “Oh you like being spooky?! The power of AK-47 compels you!”
I make that motherfucker pay rent.
Reminds me of an old Pete Holmes sketch about how it's impossible to know if you're being haunted in New York.
Sounds of rattling
"There goes old man Rosenthal, out for one of his kinky midnight chain walks!"
Bunch of shit flies off the walls
"Oh! Puerto Rico won again."
Add: Cats.
Ghost downstairs frantically trying to get my attention: ruckus
Me Yelling authoritatively: What're y'all fucking with down there, better not make me get the squirt gun!
Lol, accurate. But that's so me. Anyone else found their phone in the freezer?
I do not have ADHD (well I don't think so...) but I admit I have left it inside the fridge once. Not for long tough as I am addicted to the phone so I quickly notice it missing.
Oh, I noticed about 20 minutes later, couldn't find it though. Or use find my phone cause it had turned off from the cold. One of my friends ended up coming over to help me look after I couldn't find it for over an hour.
Multiple times, yes.
I'll do you one better, ever steep your cellphone in a nice hot cup of tea for about an hour?
This is why a waterproof phone is a must for me.
I've never done that, though I do also get waterproof phones cause life just happens.
I've gotten so used to not trusting my brain for remembering things i just say "i think" in every statement i make no matter how certain i am of it.
I swear, i could be testifying in a court of law and i'd still be like:
"I swear i didn't kill him! I think..."