If Phone Game Ads Were Allowed ElsewhereTheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 428 points – 1 years ago14Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOld97% of people can't handle this jackhammerI have relazed thatAlexa, why am I seeing ads on lemmy??Because you're using an Alexa? 🤷Because you're looking for them.Now I want to try jackhammering. Is there a free version?Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day1 more...Create a video of someone using a jackhammer so stupidly wrong you want to do it yourself just to show how easy it is.JaaS: Jackhammer as a ServiceYa like JaaS?I once witnessed an ad on somebody else's computer "[picture of 1€ coin], only 0.99€"... I guess I could become a millionaire if I ordered 100 million of these coins for 99 millions...Then the real job would be cleaning toilets while someone else jackhammers outside.So... TeleshoppingDad with the jackhammer. Mom with the jackhammer
Alexa, why am I seeing ads on lemmy??Because you're using an Alexa? 🤷Because you're looking for them.
Now I want to try jackhammering. Is there a free version?Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day1 more...
Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day
Create a video of someone using a jackhammer so stupidly wrong you want to do it yourself just to show how easy it is.
I once witnessed an ad on somebody else's computer "[picture of 1€ coin], only 0.99€"... I guess I could become a millionaire if I ordered 100 million of these coins for 99 millions...
97% of people can't handle this jackhammer
I have relazed that
Alexa, why am I seeing ads on lemmy??
Because you're using an Alexa? 🤷
Because you're looking for them.
Now I want to try jackhammering. Is there a free version?
Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day
Create a video of someone using a jackhammer so stupidly wrong you want to do it yourself just to show how easy it is.
JaaS: Jackhammer as a Service
Ya like JaaS?
I once witnessed an ad on somebody else's computer "[picture of 1€ coin], only 0.99€"...
I guess I could become a millionaire if I ordered 100 million of these coins for 99 millions...
Then the real job would be cleaning toilets while someone else jackhammers outside.
So... Teleshopping
Dad with the jackhammer. Mom with the jackhammer