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Peachy [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zonemod to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 429 points –
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Why the fuck would I put drugs in your kid's halloween candy?

Drugs are expensive, I'm not giving that shit away. If they want drugs, they gotta pay, just like their parents.

I only give away the first one free, after that they keep getting the sugar cravings and come back to me for more

Within moments of the news, a veritable platoon of transwomen in halloween costumes were at every door in the neighborhood going "Trick or Treat!" as they frantically check each piece of candy they're given in hopes of the glorious estradiol.

Femboi kitkat.

I don't know if that's offensive terminology, but if it is, just tell me and I'll delete this comment. It's just exactly what I thought of. I'm sorry?

I can understand the mistake, but for future reference, femboy = acts feminine but identifies as male, trans woman = identifies as female

Waiting to hear about this in a serious manner from my parents.

Is that some ancient KitKat branding, or does KitKat just look very different in other parts of the world?

What are the other parts of the world in this context? This is how they look in the US and Canada IIRC

Here in the Netherlands they look different, a little more ‘shiny’, nestle-branded and with an image of a broken KitKat on it.

That’s just what KitKat looks like in the US. In most (if not all) of the rest of the world KitKat is a Nestle brand but here it’s a Hersheys brand.