Zerkin off rule

kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 302 points –
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Is there people who believe this BS?

At this point I can answer this question with a firm yes without knowing what the BS in question actually is.

Ive been zerking it with my buds to get the sweet power from my white crystal for years, the fact you're hearing about it now males you one of the lucky ones.

I'm pretty sure the whole concept of this post was a game grumps bit

The picture is of Jerma

What's BS about jacking it with a bro? I don't get what could be weird about two hot dudes jacking it to spread positive vibes

Do they make zerk off crystals but for girls? Zilly crystals? I dunno anygirly wanna be a broad and recharge our girl powers together?

There are fields of witchcraft study about crystals. Talk to any of the sisters to get hooked up with a specialist. Maybe even come have tea with the coven.

I love that he demands a picture of his potential jerkoff buddies wearing a crystal yet he isn't in the one of himself 😄

Do people think this is the actual craigslist poster?

I can see some creative writer pissed at some random guy deciding to take matters into their own hands.