Bawk BAWK!TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 467 points – 11 months ago15Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldNot sure if cock in a sock, or sock on a cock.Both.Either way, probably better than a dick in a chicken"Sock on a Cock" fits better with "Elf on a Shelf" than "Cock in a Sock" does.It could be a hen I don’t see any spurs.he's got saddle feathersSo this is how NNN ends? Sigh, unzips...In the Days of Olde When knights were bold And condoms not invented A sock was placed upon the cock And babies were preventedPerfect for the post right above this one in my feed: 1 more...1 more...That's the less common version of sock on a cockCock in a sock. Wait...This is a typical Tuesday night for meI've known about that for a long time but that doesn't look like my version.stocking on the chicken?That's cruel. Yes I know chickens are dicks, but still.
Not sure if cock in a sock, or sock on a cock.Both.Either way, probably better than a dick in a chicken"Sock on a Cock" fits better with "Elf on a Shelf" than "Cock in a Sock" does.It could be a hen I don’t see any spurs.he's got saddle feathers
In the Days of Olde When knights were bold And condoms not invented A sock was placed upon the cock And babies were preventedPerfect for the post right above this one in my feed: 1 more...1 more...
Not sure if cock in a sock, or sock on a cock.
Both.
Either way, probably better than a dick in a chicken
"Sock on a Cock" fits better with "Elf on a Shelf" than "Cock in a Sock" does.
It could be a hen I don’t see any spurs.
he's got saddle feathers
So this is how NNN ends?
Sigh, unzips...
In the Days of Olde
When knights were bold
And condoms not invented
A sock was placed upon the cock
And babies were prevented
Perfect for the post right above this one in my feed:
That's the less common version of sock on a cock
Cock in a sock. Wait...
This is a typical Tuesday night for me
I've known about that for a long time but that doesn't look like my version.
stocking on the chicken?
That's cruel. Yes I know chickens are dicks, but still.