What time is it?

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Time for me to get my life together!

(Actually, it's procrastination time. Again…)

It's time to accept that with every passing second, your body irreversibly degrades. In every instant of life, death becomes closer and closer until it eventually consumes your consciousness and turns you into a lump of organic matter.

Which is like 3:45 pm. You're welcome! :)