I went on the dark Web out of curiosity. I immediately closed the tab and ran out of my room crying when I saw this image. Viewer discretion advised.

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 407 points –
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If you're from New Zealand and you see this, is it like cannibalinception?

It's only a slight difference, but we call the green stuff Kiwifruit and the brown stuff Kiwi. So it breaks the inception chain.

Americans are advised to use the long form of the fruit name here, to avoid inadvertently asking to eat our endangered national bird.

If you're not from New Zealand and ask for a Kiwi to eat, is it like cannibalinception?

That's fucked up why would you show me this

That’s enough Lemmy for today. Going to put my computer in the trash and lay down on the grass in my backyard, look at some clouds for a while

Curious thing: the kiwi fruit came from China to New Zealand.

For that matter where the hell is Old Zealand?

The Netherlands.

Edit: No, I was thinking of Zeeland. Zealand apparently is the English name for a Danish island.

Edit 2: While getting a pizza I wondered why the hell the English would call a place after a Danish island. So my first comment was correct after all. The Dutch named it after Zeeland.

A rollercoaster of discovery.

And I let y'all participate with that rollercoaster ride.

And we learned from that rollercoaster ride

I wrote that? Shit. My mistake.

No, you didn't, but it made me wonder if there's a new one where the old one is. Another person answered.

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Can someone describe what has beem posted? I would rather not click on the show button of NSFW content.

Cannibalism

(It's kiwis, the birds, eating kiwis, the fruit)