Abraham

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If only selfies existed back then. He would have turned around to see John Wilkes Booth coming.

Imagine being Lincoln's ghost and just seeing people dressed as you come to the place you died to take photos of themselves. Insulting or complimentary? I'm not going to risk ghost Lincoln's wrath to find out!

"Hey! HEY! Rewind the play five minutes, stringbean over here talked over the whole fucking thing. HEY I NEED TO TAKE A PISS YALL!"

The required video everyone needs to watch: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d_dRw62qVLs

Lincoln's ghost after watching people meme about him for more than 150 years: "Man these people miserable as fuck, someone please put me out of my misery....no....oh no.... FUCK"

If that was his seat, no wonder Booth broke his leg jumping down to the stage