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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 502 points – 10 months ago

Holy heck, stomp me mommy glados 🤣

This, but unironically

Also, literally, considering Glados is basically her mom...

This better but awaken something in me...

Honestly, I haven't been the same since GLaDOS said "Oh. It's you." in her dommy mommy voice.

Narrator: "And slowly... something was awakening in them. "

So that's what the world has come to? AI villain porn? 😮‍💨

Oh well, when in Rome.. unzips

This was a triumph

I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!"

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

🫵 Horny

When AI can give me a GlaDOS LLM personal assistant, complete with bitter sarcasm, my life will be complete. I long admitted this.

I am so here for this.

It's all fun and games until she brings out the deadly neurotoxin

WARNING ⚠️

Levels of neurotoxins dangerously low

Bonk

Stuff like this is why AI will never be able to comprehend humans.

Humans horny, next question

Is she also somehow lighter and better-looking in the jumpsuit?

Yes. Yes she is

Too bad she didn't find all those humans stored away until after Chell left.

🐪 🦶

Hehe, I thought this was Haydee at first.