Squadrule

HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 356 points –
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My squad is me and my cat.

And she’s never paid income tax in her life.

I like to imagine that I'm the chaos grandpa. It doesn't take much for me to accept a dare, especially from my tax evader friend

Looks at list

Well, I'm not gay, definitely can't be cottagecore, I'm not a grandfather, can't stand weed. I'm not short, I'm not skinny, I'm not into horses nor am I a girl.

Ah, fuck.

Yeah, I'm a bear, but I'm also tall. So I just barely miss on 2 of them.

Boromir wouldn't evade taxes, he'd gladly pay them to help his people.

Yeah. I feel like they could have picked someone better for that. Like his dad would have been a better pick. Even if he was the king. I could see Wormtongue avoiding taxes, but in a really scummy way. But I don't think Boromir would be the best pick.