I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source

renzev@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 250 points –
    /*
     * This DOT code is provided under the Creative Commons Zero (CC0) license.
     * For details, see: https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/
     */
    
    digraph cooking_stick {
    
    	rankdir=LR;
    
    	node [shape=box]
    	node [width=1.0]
    
    	here [shape=diamond label="start\nhere"]
    	nonstick [label="non-stick"]
    	nonspray [label="non-spray"]
    	noncooking [label="non-cooking"]
    
    	nt_cooking [label="cooking"]
    	nt_spray [label="spray"]
    
    	ns_cooking [label="cooking"]
    	ns_stick [label="stick"]
    
    	nc_spray [label="spray"]
    	nc_stick [label="stick"]
    
    	nt_c_s [label="spray"]
    	nt_s_c [label="cooking"]
    	ns_c_t [label="stick"]
    	ns_t_c [label="cooking"]
    	nc_s_t [label="stick"]
    	nc_t_s [label="spray"]
    
    	
    	node [width=1.6 height=1.5 fixedsize=true]
    	nt_c_s_i [label="" image="nt_c_s.jpg"]
    	nt_s_c_i [label="" image="nt_s_c.jpg"]
    	ns_c_t_i [label="" image="ns_c_t.jpg"]
    	ns_t_c_i [label="" image="ns_t_c.jpg"]
    	nc_t_s_i [label="" image="nc_t_s.jpg"]
    	nc_s_t_i [label="" image="nc_s_t.jpg"]
    
    	splines=curved
    	here -> nonstick
    	here -> noncooking
    	here -> nonspray
    
    	nonstick -> nt_cooking
    	nonstick -> nt_spray
    
    	nonspray -> ns_cooking
    	nonspray -> ns_stick
    
    	noncooking -> nc_spray
    	noncooking -> nc_stick
    
    	nt_cooking -> nt_c_s
    	nt_spray -> nt_s_c
    	ns_cooking -> ns_c_t
    	ns_stick -> ns_t_c
    	nc_stick -> nc_t_s
    	nc_spray -> nc_s_t
    
    	nt_c_s -> nt_c_s_i
    	nt_s_c -> nt_s_c_i
    	ns_c_t -> ns_c_t_i
    	ns_t_c -> ns_t_c_i
    	nc_t_s -> nc_t_s_i
    	nc_s_t -> nc_s_t_i
    }
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I would like to point out that flamethrowers shoot napalm, which is very sticky by design.

Thank you for your time.

I found your Ted presentation very informative, Fuckfuckmyfuckingass.

A blast furnace would be more accurate I think

generally only military flametrowers use liquid fuels (like napalm)

most other flametrowers are gas (gaseus fuel not petrol) powered.
essentially just big blowtorches

To release this in public domain all the pictures in it should be free as well

The DOT code is CC0, which itself doesn't include any images. To compile this meme, you would have to find your own images. Kind of like finding proprietary blobs to build libreboot.

you used the shit butter (fixed). Elgin-style butter sticks (a.k.a. "east coast butter") are half as hard to slice through and you can slice them twice as precisely. it's just a better way to package butter and i will die on that hill.

well maybe i won't die for them but i will at least pay $2 extra for them whenever i'm on the west coast.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter#United_States

Everybody's a critic!

But I agree that longer is better. 😜