I'm monster pilled, hbu

Nika@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 231 points –
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But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?

No worries, just have another can of delicious Monster Energy Pipeline Punch UwU

Everyone I have known who drank Monster has been greasy and covered in pimples. All but one was overweight at least.

It's the opposite for me I only know one person who drinks monster and would fit your criteria. All the others just look healthy.

Really not nice to speak about your mother like that. Don't be angry, you'll make friends eventually !

huh, everyone i know who drinks monsters has either been a girl with an eating disorder or a femboy

Does anyone know if Monster was founded by a Nazi or some other kind of questionable person? Red Bull was.

What a great reason to never support anything to do with red bull. The last thing we need is a second Murdoch...

Monster energy dropped Mercedes AMG petronas team for McLaren this year btw.

Red bull also jumped from space

Monster marketing also involves stickers on pick up truck cabs and for some reason some tattoos

Needs more rock star, the energy drink you associate with cigarettes and wife beaters

https://youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH

Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.

Don't see how that's offensive. It's actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait "Venus"