How to show your affectionThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 639 points – 5 months ago21Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldI'm getting irrationally angry that they don't start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.That's my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to "sugar," and so onThat's not affection, it's confection.Same thing to some of us 🤷This how you end up waiting forever. Preheat your oven first you numpties.If preheat is the last step, you arent preheatingPostheatingThat's gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don't preheat first.I was in a bluegrass band called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.Well, don't you want a soggy girlfriend?🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵Her?Look, I'm sure egg is a very nice person...I'm egg, and I'm evilI hope this post rises to the top.Username checks out1 more...1 more...You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring...Just tested number 5... DO NOT RECOMMEND. I'm now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.I vote vanilla extract.And voilà - she's got a turkey in the ovenThe fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age
I'm getting irrationally angry that they don't start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.That's my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to "sugar," and so on
This how you end up waiting forever. Preheat your oven first you numpties.If preheat is the last step, you arent preheatingPostheating
That's gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don't preheat first.I was in a bluegrass band called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.Well, don't you want a soggy girlfriend?🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵
Well, don't you want a soggy girlfriend?🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵
🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵
The fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age
I'm getting irrationally angry that they don't start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.
That's my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to "sugar," and so on
That's not affection, it's confection.
Same thing to some of us 🤷
This how you end up waiting forever.
Preheat your oven first you numpties.
If preheat is the last step, you arent preheating
Postheating
That's gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don't preheat first.
I was in a bluegrass band called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.
Well, don't you want a soggy girlfriend?
🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵
Her?
Look, I'm sure egg is a very nice person...
I'm egg, and I'm evil
I hope this post rises to the top.
Username checks out
You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring...
Just tested number 5... DO NOT RECOMMEND. I'm now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.
I vote vanilla extract.
And voilà - she's got a turkey in the oven
The fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age