Last one but it’s a hell of a book

lars@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 276 points –
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God damn it if you will allow the phrase.

I have the tendency to infer that the Bible is the bedrock of American Christianity. But your meme speaks truth. Nobody but me and like Mike Pence care what it says.

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Psalm 137

By the rivers of Babylon we sat and wept when we remembered Zion.

There on the poplars we hung our harps,

for there our captors asked us for songs, our tormentors demanded songs of joy; they said, “Sing us one of the songs of Zion!”

How can we sing the songs of the Lord while in a foreign land?

If I forget you, Jerusalem, may my right hand forget its skill.

May my tongue cling to the roof of my mouth if I do not remember you, if I do not consider Jerusalem my highest joy.

Remember, Lord, what the Edomites did on the day Jerusalem fell.

“Tear it down,” they cried, “tear it down to its foundations!”

Daughter Babylon, doomed to destruction, happy is the one who repays you according to what you have done to us. Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.

For context, the book of Psalms is a collection of jewish hymns. Psalm 137 is written from the viewpoint of defeated jews in Babylonian exile; the last verse may well be read as a defiant answer to the line "sing us one of the songs of zion!". The god of the bible is not speaking directly here nor is he being addressed.

As additional context, Boney M's disco version is actually a cover version of The Melodians "Rivers of Babylon" (featured on the soundtrack of the film The Harder They Come) and tactfully omits the verse about dashing Babylonian infants against rocks.

You say tactfully, I say cowardly.

You wouldn't want to offend your Babylonian listeners though.

By Babylonian Law, someone would have to make a diss track about throwing Boney M's babies on a rock

There definitely should have been an 12" extended dance mix with the complete lyrics included.

Honestly couldn't read this without singing Boney M.

That song will always slap.

What's "holier" than killing kids for being born wrong?

Fucking gross.

Oh it isn't just the ones that are born!

Hosea 13:16

ESV - 16 Samaria shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword; their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open.

😬 What a fucked-up book.

You're gonna love Judges 19. Traveller man walks into a city, is greeted and taken in by a citizen, a gang of wicked men demand to have sex with the traveller, citizen offers his virgin daughter and traveller's concubine to be raped instead, traveller gets mad that concubine died, goes home and cuts her in 12 pieces to call for revenge against the city (as it happens in Judges 20).

After that (Judges 21), they find out one of the tribes (cities) didn't join in and decide they should die, too. All of this because "Israel had no King"

I was hoping the nouveau American Taliban would outlaw divorce before permitting any-sex marriage.

im tempted to download a bible reader app just to see if thats true

if i do that and stop coming here, my phone was hacked by the satanic illuminatti convoys. please wish me good luck fighting them if thats the case.

It's absolutely accurate...

It expands upon it here got questions.org and tries to paint it in a different light but I'm still not satisfied with their washing of it, at all...

Perfect example of "don't take the Bible literally" when you point out its contradictions. That article even points out a contradicting verse from Romans and says "use that one instead". So dumb. Maybe don't include that verse on psalms in the Bible if it's not meant to be followed. There needs to be a new council of Nicaea.