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However thanks to feminism women can now also experience the joys of being a wage-slave! Congratulations!

And single women, queer women, and women without families are able to survive by working, instead of being in extremely uncertain/abusive situations (or worse).

So without sarcasm: thanks to feminism, women can experience wage-slaving. Better than being treated as subhumans, even if it's still a crappy life.

Yeah, women get to be a wage-slave instead of a wage-slave-slave!

I am okay with supporting my wage slave partner for our fam 💪 I am not okay with women not having oppys to support themselves if they have no one but themselves

Reminds me of when Bill Gates went to Saudi Arabia and argued for equal rights because it would double their workforce.

People thought that now, households can be twice as rich because they have double the income.

Then all the prices increased so it's as if both partners are paid half as much as they used to :(

That's why they couldn't even keep track of small numbers such as 5 cookies and 2 fishes

Doesn't happen in other, unrelated fairy tales either.

Nope. She was tied to the duties of the household after she was bought from her father for 10 goats and a cow.

Please, that would be a kingly dowery.

Girls of childbearing age were 30 pieces of silver, girls who were younger were 3.

Of course not, because why would we stare at Excel sheets when it's easier to write a Python script and use pandas to automate the staring part instead?

How else do you think we stay so gorgeous?

Nowhere in the Bible does a rock hard handsome man in his prime fighting years stare absently at an Excel worksheet.

Ironic, given that works of fiction often describe women through the eyes of Garth Algar.

What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?

If you're going to spew, spew into this.