Mmmm Chicker Nugger

Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – -42 points –
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Lazy anti-vegan post boooo

Post dinner

Get called edgy

Thank you Kanye, very cool and secure of you!

Bro, you sound really cool and not triggered right now, really

My Zoomer ass watching people insist I simply must be triggered:

Nobody's triggered.

Vegans have been looking at meat for their entire lives. Most have eaten it before.

Nobody's triggered.

I haven't even said anything yet :) Well, now I have... Oh, the chicken before the egg.

Point is, I think based on the comments here, and the irony of your own insisting, not everybody is triggered, but clearly most are.

Don't feed the trolls. Even if it's a vegan diet.

I'm very proud of them, having eaten meat before, they sound like really cool folks

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i think we're all ignoring the real question

why are they naked

In America, we get naked before we wolf down a family-size bucket of KFC by ourselves

Wow look, op is eating meat like 95% of the people. Its such a strong personality defining trait. He must be so cool and interesting.

I make a mean steak on the grill, really get into marinating and the perfect timing of a steak. My favorite thing is cooking for the people I love :)

Having happiness in your life and wanting to share it with others?

Fucking nerd.

not even vegan but honestly you seem to care way more than the vegans i've met lol such a snowflake

I went through the extreme effort of long holding and tapping my phone screen to download this meme, and then a couple more taps to upload it. I am the veganbane, fear my wrath!

Kfc goes hard

But also a lot of vegan food slaps. Even those burgers. I'm a big fan of mushroom based burgers they are crazy good.

mushrooms for the win. But i kinda never understood this thing with copying meat food with substitutes. I mean if i'd want to have a meal with the flavour as artificial as it could be, i'd rather buy a pack of chips. In most cases it would also cost less.

Meat products have already capitalised on successful food shapes. Round burger patties, sausages, bacon rashers. These are sensible and convenient shapes for meat to come in. It makes sense that vegan products should take advantage of existing and familiar shapes, because consumers intuitively know how to cook these shapes.

so basically vegans are considered to be dumb? lmao

How did you come to that conclusion?

making food into a "marketable shape" so it will encourage your target audience to make an immature purchase. Immature purchases because of the product look (that being of the product your audience does not even consume lol) and not its let's say more essential properties is not a sign of high intellect per say.

making food into a shape that suggests certain ways of cooking implies your audience does not know how to cook fucking feta cheese or whatever your product is and that they can't read whats written on your product's label / google some recipes.

fucking genious

I mean, i'm not vegan, but if i were one i would refrain from bying the ultraprocessed food that made of one thing but trying to visually resemble another. Most of all the ultraprocessed part here is what will push me away of course, especially that afaik some extent of vegans chose to be one because meat is not eco friendly.

I also don't get the hyper fixation, I don't care if it tastes like beef I just want it to taste good, but honestly they taste good either way. I think they'd sell more if they did not market as meat replacements.

ikr, "meat replacer" even sounds as artificial as it could be. Also it sounds more like an euphemism for a sex toy lol

I can't get over the texture, there's something wrong with mushrooms. Maybe the mushroom burgers are different, I'll have to try one sometime

For a good portion of my life I couldn't stand mushrooms. One day I suddenly just started craving them and now it's one of my favourite foods. Weirdly enough I believe divinity original sin 2 is partly responsible for it.

Huh, I had a similar thing with fish, maybe one day I could enjoy some shrooms

I hope you do man, the world of mushrooms is varied and delicious. Simple sauteed mushrooms with garlic and herbs alongside a savoury dish is the best start to any day.

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hahaha fuck empathy and compassion hahaha 🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏