if you had to choose one

Got_Bent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 147 points –
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If a bear pisses in the woods, would Bear Grylls try to drink it before going back to his hotel for the night?

Only after telling you it's the only way to survive in that part of the underpass.

No contest. I love drinking piss!

I think that might be an option with at least two of the three

I donโ€™t know if I could beat Bear Grylls in a fight for a taste of piss.

Grylls clearly. If I get thirsty he can piss it my mouth.

What is the deal with the bear thing? I've apparently been under a rock the last 2 weeks

There was a post/meme asking women if they would prefer to be alone in a forest with a bear or male stranger. Idk if a real poll or what, but I have seen it saying most women prefer the bear. People came out of the woodwork talking about how dangerous bears are and asking why are they afraid of strange men to the point they started proving why women would would pick the bear.

Edit: wording

It's like the second coming of Harambe, only the kid is a woman, Harambe is a bear and the guy shooting Harambe is a guy.