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Trump falsely claims he never called for Hillary Clinton to be locked up
washingtonpost.com
Orange juice makers consider using alternative fruit as prices skyrocket
foxbusiness.com
Thief told police 'once you pop, you can't stop' after stealing Pringles
news.sky.com
Russia Declares War on ‘Mediocre Actor’ George Clooney
thedailybeast.com
Trump Sounds Alarm For Americans Paying Off Porn Stars: ‘IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!’
mediaite.com
Twitch is disbanding its Safety Advisory Council and will replace it with streamers
theverge.com
Judge stunned when man with suspended license joins court Zoom call while driving
cnn.com
Man with suspended license appears in Michigan court over Zoom while driving
abc7.com
Judge Dumbfounded When Man with Suspended License Attends Court [on zoom] While Driving
youtube.com
Trump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes'
rawstory.com
North Korea Accused of Launching Floating Poop Balloon Attack
thedailybeast.com
Trump Said to Be Weighing White House Advisory Role for Elon Musk
thedailybeast.com
US ex-official pleads guilty in heist to steal and sell water with secret pipe
theguardian.com
China is banning ‘wealth-flaunting’ behavior on social media
nbcnews.com
OpenAI’s new safety team is led by board members, including CEO Sam Altman
engadget.com
Nikki Haley writes ‘finish them’ on IDF artillery shells during Israel visit
theguardian.com
Voters in 13 Oregon Counties Approve 'Greater Idaho' Measure Seeking to Secede From Liberal-Run State
nysun.com
Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados
abcnews.go.com