Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 252 points –
Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados
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Correct. Avocado ≠ Onion

You should start a Lemmy community called NotAvocado about things that aren't avocado. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy to find out how, let alone moderate it afterwards 😄

Damn millennial bandits! Send out a warning to all toast manufacturers in the area asap!

Time to ban avocados. Then those millennials will finally be able to afford houses.

But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!

Your ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.

Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?

I figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.

I might consider watch Fast and Furious again if Fast 11 contained a 40 ton avocado heist. The last one i saw was probably Fast 4

I hate that when I think about Mexican avocados I always think about cartels! IDK who is worse, chiquita or cartels!

Chiquita is a cartel. The list of heinous shit they're responsible for is absurd.

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I’ve played enough Animal Crossing to know that you have to pester two tanukis twice a day about the current going rate for your produce, and absolutely DO NOT keep them for longer than a week!

They’ll probably launder them into real estate; possibly a penthouse in Dubai or a townhouse down the road from Buckingham Palace or something.