You are my sunshine

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Yeah alright, a three year old already knows to hate. Yeah.

Bruh, have you never met a child? Hate is one of the first things kids learn.

At three, I hated lots of things. Girls, Brussels sprouts, wasps, Darth Vader, and taking baths.

I'm glad you had such a sheltered life.

But how did you feel about sand?

I love it! It exfoliates my feet, I use it to make little sand castles and other sculptures, and it cleans off of my stuff with just a little spray of water!

Could this have been at all motivated by spite of Darth Vader?

Could be, as I had, and still have, a giant ceramic Vader 'lamp' that scared the fuck out of me as a kid, hence the hate, and not just because he's a dick in Star Wars.

Granted that would mean I was clairvoyant as a kid, given that the hatred of sand wasn't known until 20+ years later. MAYBE I AM FORCE SENSITIVE!

Look at this rich kid wasting water, where did they raise you, on Naboo?

Just today my 3yo has hated: dance class, her sister, and carrots.

She loves them now though. They're a fickle bunch.

At 3, I already had a kid I hated. I know this because apparently I saw him one day, made sure to point him out to my parents and blatantly told them I hate him. At least that's how my mom tells it.

3 yo me was right to hate that kid. From age 3 to senior year, that kid was a Grade A douchebag.

Yeah, generally. Is 'terrible twos' a saying in your area? It is in mine. Toddlers suck.