Frying Chicken Rule

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Just sit down

Just piss in the sink. There's no water to hit in there.

baby that's nasty.

Yeah like you have your dishes in there and stuff, just piss on the floor and mop it later

Bro, you only got one sink?

And it saves a ton of water because washing your hands = flushing the toilet uwu

What if you let it mellow instead? Wouldn't be so wasteful then huh? What now sink pisser??

Growing up is realizing that sitting down is better than standing

Yeah. Both hands for the phone, absolute silence cause the dick is hanging in the water, right, it's just perfect.

Hanging IN the water? Dude, how long is your schlong?

but then i have to clean my roommate's ass-grease off the seat

My thighs, balls, and dong are incompatible with sitting. I've seen this on the internet a lot, but my dimensions are not right for sitting while peeing. I can't be the only one.

Do you shit standing up?

Do you have any understanding of male anatomy?

Can’t help but notice you didn’t answer the question

I so don't want to be thinking about this but just to give the benefit of the doubt let's say they are physically incapable of tucking. Even on a "long" toilet. Which, I've for sure seen people in public where I've considered how people accomplish certain things like wiping their own ass.

So if they can't tuck they must either piss first and then sit and shit.... Which I guess is possible. But I'm thinking more like a bucket is used and placed in front, so you piss in the bucket on the floor in front of the toilet while shitting. Then you dump the bucket in the toilet and flush. And hopefully wipe somehow, or maybe use a bidet. I am sure this situation is some people's reality.