UnderrepresentationπΌπ©π¦π€ππ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1014 points – 5 months ago67Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsLust: Valentines Day Gluttony: Thanks Giving Greed: Halloween Sloth: 3rd Saturday of October Wrath: July 4th, and/or tax day Envy: Christmas Pride: The entire month of June! π³οΈβπ July 4th is patriotism. I'd classify that as pretty sinful pride.Damn, user out here solved it for us.If by us, you mean American christians, then sure. Wait... The very notion of the seven deadly sins is a Christian construct... It only really applies to us anyway... Ah. My bad. Carry on.December is queer envy month because it makes us envious when people brag about returning to their loving parentsI knew I shouldn't've woken up today.I thought sloth was every SundayWhat's sloth anyway? Didn't the Christian God himself waste away on Sunday?What makes Halloween about greed?Black Friday is a better fit.Friday(Black)Going around trying to gather as much candy as possible.I mean getting as much as possible.. I guess? I don't think that felt like the focus in my familyUs Americans partake in gluttony for every holidayGreed is a constant all the time.
Lust: Valentines Day Gluttony: Thanks Giving Greed: Halloween Sloth: 3rd Saturday of October Wrath: July 4th, and/or tax day Envy: Christmas Pride: The entire month of June! π³οΈβπ July 4th is patriotism. I'd classify that as pretty sinful pride.Damn, user out here solved it for us.If by us, you mean American christians, then sure. Wait... The very notion of the seven deadly sins is a Christian construct... It only really applies to us anyway... Ah. My bad. Carry on.December is queer envy month because it makes us envious when people brag about returning to their loving parentsI knew I shouldn't've woken up today.I thought sloth was every SundayWhat's sloth anyway? Didn't the Christian God himself waste away on Sunday?What makes Halloween about greed?Black Friday is a better fit.Friday(Black)Going around trying to gather as much candy as possible.I mean getting as much as possible.. I guess? I don't think that felt like the focus in my familyUs Americans partake in gluttony for every holidayGreed is a constant all the time.
Damn, user out here solved it for us.If by us, you mean American christians, then sure. Wait... The very notion of the seven deadly sins is a Christian construct... It only really applies to us anyway... Ah. My bad. Carry on.
If by us, you mean American christians, then sure. Wait... The very notion of the seven deadly sins is a Christian construct... It only really applies to us anyway... Ah. My bad. Carry on.
December is queer envy month because it makes us envious when people brag about returning to their loving parentsI knew I shouldn't've woken up today.
I thought sloth was every SundayWhat's sloth anyway? Didn't the Christian God himself waste away on Sunday?
What makes Halloween about greed?Black Friday is a better fit.Friday(Black)Going around trying to gather as much candy as possible.I mean getting as much as possible.. I guess? I don't think that felt like the focus in my family
Going around trying to gather as much candy as possible.I mean getting as much as possible.. I guess? I don't think that felt like the focus in my family
Lust: Valentines Day
Gluttony: Thanks Giving
Greed: Halloween
Sloth: 3rd Saturday of October
Wrath: July 4th, and/or tax day
Envy: Christmas
Pride: The entire month of June! π³οΈβπ
July 4th is patriotism. I'd classify that as pretty sinful pride.
Damn, user out here solved it for us.
If by us, you mean American christians, then sure.
Wait... The very notion of the seven deadly sins is a Christian construct... It only really applies to us anyway...
Ah. My bad. Carry on.
December is queer envy month because it makes us envious when people brag about returning to their loving parents
I knew I shouldn't've woken up today.
I thought sloth was every Sunday
What's sloth anyway? Didn't the Christian God himself waste away on Sunday?
What makes Halloween about greed?
Black Friday is a better fit.
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iday
(Black)
Going around trying to gather as much candy as possible.
I mean getting as much as possible.. I guess? I don't think that felt like the focus in my family
Us Americans partake in gluttony for every holiday
Greed is a constant all the time.